Duck Hat
Do you know why firetrucks are red? Well, firetrucks have four wheels, and eight people on firetruck. 4+8=12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was also a ship named after queen Elizabeth. The ship sailed the seas, and the seas have fish. Fish have fins. People from Finland are also called Finns. Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago. Russians are red. and firetrucks are always Russian around.
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— pretty much the logic used in the National Treasure movies (via atrapadoencasa)
Reblogged 4 months ago from adamusprime (Originally from atrapadoencasa)
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